Friday, October 19, 2012

Oops. Forgot One.

Well, boys and belles, after Ashley's Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Words of Comfort posted yesterday, I was called and reminded of this little nugget:

9.  To the young lady sobbing in my office, convinced that her husband was having an affair:  Honey, take a step back here and look at your situation for a second.  You're hot.  He's not.  You're really hot.  He's really not.  I know, I know--you say that he looks much better since he shaved off his moustache, but let me put it to you this way:  You can shave a gorilla's ass, but it's still ugly.

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